are you serious?

Sep. 6th, 2009

1:56 AM

If you got mad at me a year ago, then decided not to talk to me anymore, or return my stuff I lent you, then one whole year later, send me an hate-laced text at 1 AM on a Saturday night, then congratulations, you must have found the fountain of youth, because only children act on a grudge after that long. Have fun wasting your time on me, I'm sure I'm worth it.

/late-night rant

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Sep. 4th, 2009 at 1:04 AM

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So much for discipline and losing weight. Post-drinking food ftw

Jun. 24th, 2009

3:53 AM

My brother thinks the whole "Transformers" movie franchise is shit because people like it more for the human characters (read: MEGAN FOX) than the robots. That's right: my brother cares more about robots than a hot girl. (He's not gay.) I don't know whether to be impressed by his allegiance to the original franchise or just... sad.

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Jun. 16th, 2009 at 3:29 AM

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Mitchell knocked out at 3. Surprising! I had to let myself out because it was impossible to wake him up.

Jun. 15th, 2009

6:05 PM

redacted (5:43:32 PM): hah...i think i prefer smaller breasts
redacted (5:43:35 PM): like B cup or less
me (5:43:43 PM): really now
me (5:43:56 PM): do you also prefer penises
redacted (5:43:59 PM): i dunno, i guess that depends on the mood
redacted (5:44:13 PM): wow
redacted (5:44:15 PM): i wish i had said that part
redacted (5:44:19 PM): before you wrote the thing about penises

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May. 30th, 2009 at 7:53 AM

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GPCs for eleven hundred dollars? let's get em.

May. 27th, 2009

7:29 PM

This is one of the many things I am trying to figure out for my birthday. First world problems.

a memorable incident at work

May. 17th, 2009 at 2:25 AM

(Note: Newspapers cost the same everywhere, so far as I know.)

Lady: How much is the New York Times?

Me: $1.50.

Lady: (scoffs) It's not worth it! (she storms out the door)

Location:bed

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May. 15th, 2009 at 5:31 PM

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Belated post- my nephew's Mother's Day card. That kid knows how to appreciate a lady.

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Apr. 27th, 2009 at 9:00 PM

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took the guys to basketball practice. not as boring as i thought - you can't tell, but some of the view ain't bad.

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Apr. 25th, 2009 at 8:49 PM

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my dad, about the prev. sign, loudly: "Look! That guy's riding alone!"

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Apr. 25th, 2009 at 8:46 PM

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At a high school fair in Cerritos. Everyone either has a kid or is a kid. If I hit on anyone I'm either a homewrecker or a pedophile.

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Apr. 18th, 2009 at 12:19 PM

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... is keeping me company at work. He is so adorable and fluffy and blue.

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Apr. 12th, 2009 at 7:58 PM

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Betty owns this shirt.

Mar. 20th, 2009

7:15 PM

I said it on twitter and I'll say it again: The only reason people are mad about Obama's "Special Olympics" comment is because only retarded people watch Leno.